
Groovitron GloveDescription: The latest in GrummelNet’s arsenal of funk-inducing weapons, the Groovitron Glove deploys a harmonic orb designed to mesmerize enemies into fits of uncontrollable dancing! | ![]() |
Chimp-o-MaticOriginally designed as a party gag by bored GrummelNet engineers, the Chimp-o-Matic transmogrifies enemies into adorable, Lombax-loving monkeys. And who doesn’t love monkeys? No one we’d like to hang out with, that’s for sure. | ![]() |
Time BombThis mysterious specimen of Zoni technology is rumored to harness quantum energy in order to temporarily inhibit the passage of time. | ![]() |
Dynamo of DoomDesigned by Pollyx Industries to ward off unruly space pirates, this ingenious weapon fires a deadly ionized orb that can be remote controlled on the battlefield. | ![]() |
OmniSoakerOriginally designed by Vullards for use in their raritanium mines, this ingenious contraption can pick up and disperse almost any liquid! | ![]() |
RYNO VSome have written songs about it. Others have written poetry about it. Truth is, this weapon was unanimously voted “Most Likely to End Life as We Know It” and blacklisted eons ago. | ![]() |
NegotiatorThe latest in GrummelNet’s line of rocket-propelled incendiary devices, the Negotiator wins every argument by blowing your opponent to smithereens! | ![]() |
Spiral of DeathThis ancient Fongoid weapon blasts a spiral of kinetic energy laying waste to anything in its path. A homing orb inside each spiral guarantees double the destruction! | ![]() |